What do you think his excuse will be on To Catch A Predator?

Welcome to Oklahoma, the only place where you’ll find fat Asians.

“I am programmed for one thing only. Anal penetration.”

Take your pick, ladies. Or gents?

On this week’s Celebrities Hiding Out In Oklahoma: Michael Cera.

He probably has a really good personality.

Now this truly breaks my heart. The Oklahoma hipster population is so low, they have to recruit from the neighboring bro tribes.

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On this week’s Celebrities Hiding Out in Oklahoma: Amy Winehouse.

“I can’t say I won’t be in this same position later on tonight.”